It’s two months to Christmas and we all know the vibe, it gets tensed, parties all over the place. I have been clubbing most times of my life, of course I am a young man, if I don’t do it now, I can’t do it ever.
There are several clubs/pubs in Ghana and all of them have their ambiance and vibe they bring. We have clubs for the ghetto folks, clubs for the rich and famous, clubs for the prostitutes and more.
Per-the-vibe, there are different kinds of people who go there and their purpose. Let’s take a look at the 15 different kinds of people you will see in almost every Ghanaian night club.
1. THE “LA BORROWS”
Check out the girls’ shoes … girls and boys will go through hell to look good in clubs even to the extent of borrowing their friend’s clothes. It happens every time.
There are several clubs/pubs in Ghana and all of them have their ambiance and vibe they bring. We have clubs for the ghetto folks, clubs for the rich and famous, clubs for the prostitutes and more.
Per-the-vibe, there are different kinds of people who go there and their purpose. Let’s take a look at the 15 different kinds of people you will see in almost every Ghanaian night club.
1. THE “LA BORROWS”
Check out the girls’ shoes … girls and boys will go through hell to look good in clubs even to the extent of borrowing their friend’s clothes. It happens every time.
2. THE CELEB FRIENDS
Having a superstar friend makes you a star (well, in their head). In a Ghanaian club, people who know people never leave their side so to attract some sort of attention, of course including the free entries.
3. THE AZONTO GIRLS
There are always the not-so-beautiful girls who will dance through out the night ….. these girls know all the ghetto and energetic dances, azonto, alkayida, you name it and they will get all sweaty .. yikes!
4. THE BOTTLE POPPERS
Buying bottles in a club means a lot to the youth, especially the ones who made money fast. People buy bottles of champagne, vodka and more costing them between 300 to 600 cedis in numbers. The most I’ve seen is, 70 bottles in one night and that is some sort of record or achievement for them and these people go to the club specially for this to stunt on their friends, and trust me that gets a lot of attention from girls in the club.
5. MR./MADAM TRYING SO HARD TO FIT IN
It’s obvious the club is not her place or her thing .. Sigh!
6. THE UK GIRLS/FOREIGNERS
Every night in a Ghanaian clubs, there is a foreigner who tries to either mingle, spot the difference or simply catch the vibe to what people have hyped so much about clubs in Ghana. They usually over-dress for the occasion … and tend to know everybody who is somebody, of course that is the agenda.
7. THE LONELY GIRL/GUY OR MADAM/MR TOO GOOD TO HAVE FUN
You will never understand why people go to such places, (spot the girl sitting down, whilst others are dancing), people dress up, come out to sit down, drink a little bit and the rest is between them, their phones and watching other people have fun, and funny enough these are the ones who tweet/share on social media about how they are having fun. Sigh!
8. FIRST TIME CLUB-GOERS
These people are either seen passed out or stupidly drunk (even vomit) and doing all sort of crazy dances and sheer misbehavior at it’s peak. They annoy everyone in the club.
9. THE HABITUAL CLUB GOER
There is always that one guy or girl who doesn’t work at the club but is seen there every blessed weekend or day that the club is open. It’s either they are homeless or they don’t enjoy their homes.
10. THE CELEBS (POPULAR PEOPLE)
Even with the little money Ghanaian celebs have, they are usually seen in clubs, not to set record of buying bottles or making the club owner any richer but to go use the fame to get some attention, girls and of course free drinks from friends and the club owners. Can’t blame them, there is a good side to everything :)
11. THE KIDS WHO ARE ACTING MORE THAN THEIR AGE
And these Senior High School kids, who probably want to act more than their age .. they’d hope this picture don’t get far or they could probably care less.
12. THE OVER-DRESSED/SLUTTY DRESSED
And this person who has only one slutty dress and didn’t think the morning will come that she’d have to go home. Life is too short, we guess :)
13. THE UNFASHIONABLE WHITE FOLKS WHO ARE TRYING TO MINGLE
…. But are indeed in the wrong place *tears*
14. THE GUY WHO KNOWS LOTS OF NICE GIRLS
It can’t be right without “Mr. I know all the fine girls” in town, buying drinks and being a public enemy in the club.
15. THE PROSITUTES
And of course the owners of the club, the ones who make sure the club runs every weekend.
Disclaimer: We are not insinuating that the people in the club are the exact description, it is just a mere comparison to their posture and an example.
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