*U can email ur ancestors, detect
the dreaded ebola, ping ur village deity.
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.
* U can connect de bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detector.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellent.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, for real.
* It can tell de real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating.
* It can upgrade Ur GPA if U are a student.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in condom mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to heaven with the GPS
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